Top 10 Worst Huckleberry Products

If you’ve ever been anywhere close to Glacier National Park during the summer, you know that Glacier Country is Huckleberry Country.  Even if you come in the winter you’ll notice a plethora of signs offering everything from huckleberry jam to huckleberry wine.  While there are many great huckleberry products, for this blog we thought we’d list the 10 weirdest huckleberry products.  Some exist and some are only ideas.  Either way, if you’ve been looking for a huckleberry product that could really stick out from the crowded field, here are some ideas you might want to try!

1.       Huckleberry toilet paper- Freshen up the outhouse with scented toilet tissue!

2.       Huckleberry scented bear spray- Spray something that smells natural to the bear, just be sure the unnatural stuff is powerful enough to stop him.

3.       Huckleberry cologne/perfume- The opposite sex will be after you like bears in a huckleberry patch!

4.       Huckleberry deodorant- Ahh yes!  Nothing overcomes BO like huckleberries!

5.       Huckleberry toothpaste, mouth wash or floss- Your next dental cleaning appointment will be a pleasure for your dentist!

6.       Huckleberry fog machine- Watch your favorite sports team or performer come out in a mysterious cloud of purple huckleberry scented fog!

7.       Huckleberry pizza- They already make pineapple, why not huckleberry?!?

8.       Huckleberry burritos- Salty, spice and sweet (huckleberry) all at once?  I think Yes!

9.       Huckleberry flavored tobacco products- Already exist, but wouldn’t you rather have this kind of second hand smoke than the alternative?

10.   Huckleberry scented diapers- Your least favorite task just got a little sweeter and your child is well on his/her way to becoming a huckleberry kid!